- Bart Simpson: I just don't like art.
- Homer Simpson: No one does, son. That's why they lock it up in museums where no one can see it.
- Bart Simpson: Every time I take art, some goody-goody teacher sends me to the school counselor.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Your stuff is pretty disturbing.
- Bart Simpson: I never acted on any of it.
- Bart: So I did make her pregnant?
- Principal Skinner: Of course not. Doesn't work that way.
- Bart: Just how do women get babies?
- Principal Skinner: I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth-graders. Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail.
- Bart: [spell] By the power of this place, make a baby with a face!
- Wannabe father: [sarcastic] That's great, really, really glad we're getting a baby with a face. Thank you.