The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Scavenger Vortex (2013)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : So. Couldn't help but notice. None of you RSVP'd to my murder mystery dinner party.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh yeah. We were meaning to do that.
Raj Koothrappali : No you weren't, because it was a week ago and nobody came! So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.
Sheldon Cooper : Don't think that qualifies as a mystery. We all knew what we were doing.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We're sorry, Rajesh.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe we can do it next week.
Howard Wolowitz : Whoa, whoa, not that sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.
Sheldon Cooper : Great.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
Howard Wolowitz : Hallelujah.
Raj Koothrappali : Because I've got something better planned!
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Amy Farrah Fowler : Aaw.
Sheldon Cooper : Come on.
Raj Koothrappali : Just hear me out. I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I loved those. I did them every year there.
Leonard Hofstadter : We did them at Princeton too.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.
Sheldon Cooper : Amusing. I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Scavenger hunts at Harvard we're really tough. I always got stuck on the first challenge; trying to find someone to be on a team with me.
[laughs]
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess that story's more sad than funny.
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Penny : [after Sheldon explains how he came to the solution of the riddle] Wow. I can drink a beer under water.
Sheldon Cooper : And I'm sure your parents are proud.
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Raj Koothrappali : Okay, guys, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Should we just do couples?
Leonard Hofstadter : Couples sounds great, or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat; whatever.
Penny : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : I just said couples sound great.
Penny : Hm-mm. Yeah. You don't think I'm smart enough. You just think I'm going to be a liability. Even though I totally just used liability correctly in a sentence.
[Amy nods at her]
Leonard Hofstadter : So, let's do couples. I want to.
Penny : No, no, no. Let's mix things up. I choose Sheldon; we're going to kick your ass.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team, and I'm stuck with the liability.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Stop that. Penny is not a liability.
Penny : Thank you. Do you want to be on my team?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe we pick names out of a hat?
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Sheldon Cooper : Okay. Another thirty feet...
Penny : Oh, it's a bowling alley!
Sheldon Cooper : [picks up his bowling ball] Yes! Yes! My brain is better than everybody's!
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Sheldon Cooper : Hey, look. I won.
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Sheldon Cooper : It's dirty laundry. You're up.
Penny : Why me?
Sheldon Cooper : Because you've been training for this your whole life. You live in a pile of dirty laundry.
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[Penny runs into the comic book store, only to find everyone else there]
Penny : Ugh! We're the last ones here! Hurry up!
Sheldon Cooper : [coming in, wearing a backpack] It is a marathon, not a sprint.
Penny : People run in a marathon!
Sheldon Cooper : Not with a bowling ball on their back.
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Penny : [to Leonard] You know, I'm surprised you want to copy my answers since I'm not even smart enough to be on your team.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, why would you want to be on someone's team who you like to call a... I can't even say it in front of Sheldon.
Penny : What are you talking about?
Leonard Hofstadter : You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No, he doesn't. I just made that up.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would you do that?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because you were about to quit like a big... Sheldon, cover your ears.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not a child. I know the word "ninny".
Penny : [to Leonard] Yeah, well, you should have quit 'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.