Major Crimes (TV Series)

All In (2013)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

Quotes 

• Lt. Louie Provenza : Hey. Hey! What the hell's up with you?

  Lt. Andy Flynn : Nothing. A-all right, look. I'm seeing, um, a counselor because I'm trying to make things up with my family, and while I was doing that, I sort of lied to my ex-wife.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Why would you lie to your ex?

  Lt. Andy Flynn : I don't know. Force of habit? All right. After I brought Sharon to Nicole's wedding, everybody started asking about her; so, maybe I let my ex think, like, I was a little closer to Sharon than I really am, and now my whole family wants me to bring Sharon...

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Stop calling her that.

  Lt. Andy Flynn : What? That's her name. What?

• Lt. Louie Provenza : So, to review, our primary suspects, uh, seem to be - Sonny, Techie, Limpy, Roomie, Wifey and Doc.

• Mike Tao : Uh, I hate to sound politically correct about this...

  Lt. Louie Provenza : HERE we go!

  Mike Tao : ...but can we call Geoff Klein "Scammy" instead of Techie? Naming him Techie is derogatory to those of us...

  Lt. Louie Provenza : You can call him Guilty if you can find him and put a golf club in his hand.

• Lt. Louie Provenza : Well, actually, since I met Doc, I think of him more as... Grumpy.

• Jason Dietz : You mean... we're rich again?

  Lt. Andy Flynn : You were ALWAYS rich. Don't you get it? You had a father who cared so much for his family that he did every crazy thing he could do to try to make up for all of his failings. Having a dad like that means you were rich from the day you were born. And you, Mrs. Dietz, you were rich, too, but you didn't want to be, did you? You wanted to have lots of money. Well, now you got it! And how's that working out, huh?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Flynn, that's enough!

• [a body has been fished from a golf course pond wearing cinder blocks] 

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Talk about playing with a handicap.