- Hook: Miss Swan. I knew you wouldn't let me rot in that cage. I've been in my fair share of brigs, but none as barbaric as that. They force-fed me something called "bologna."
- Emma Swan: We've only been together eight months. I've had leftovers in my fridge for longer than that.
- Emma Swan: Can I ask you something?
- Henry Mills: Sure.
- Emma Swan: Do you... believe in magic?
- Henry Mills: Of course. And the Tooth Fairy. And Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny. If it gets me a present, I believe.
- Emma Swan: Henry, this is Killian. He's... I'm, um... I'm helping him with his case.
- Henry Mills: Did you skip bail?
- Hook: Ah, he's still a little spitfire.
- Henry Mills: "Still"?
- Emma Swan: He's not a perp, he's a client.
- Henry Mills: Why are you dressed like that?
- Hook: [indignant] Why are *you* dressed like that?
- Evil Queen: [on Robin Hood] So, what do you think of our new friend? Can we trust him? He is a thief.
- Snow White: Think of it from his perspective. How do you think he looks at you?
- Evil Queen: Point taken.
- Snow White: He's kind of cute, huh?
- Evil Queen: He smells like forest.
- Belle: You'll see them again. Emma and Henry.
- Neal Cassidy: Well, let's hope I don't have to curse an entire kingdom to get back to them.
- Little John: [motioning to Regina] If you're really Snow White, then why are you with her?
- Evil Queen: *Her*? Show some respect! Or at least some restraint at the buffet.
- Henry Mills: So, what'd you say? To Walsh?
- Emma Swan: You knew? How?
- Henry Mills: Come on, Mom. First-date restaurant, special night out... Writing was on the wall.
- Emma Swan: Technically, the writing was in the dessert.
- Henry Mills: So, what did you say?
- [Emma remains silent]
- Henry Mills: Poor guy.
- Emma Swan: I didn't say no.
- Henry Mills: If you didn't say yes, I stand by my "poor guy" assessment.
- Evil Queen: A protection spell. The entire castle is encircled by it.
- Prince Charming: Didn't you do this? Undo it.
- Evil Queen: Well, don't you think, if I could I'd be half way home by now? No, someone hijacked it.
- Snow White: Who? Who's in there?
- Evil Queen: I don't know, but I'm gonna find out whoever 's eating my porridge.