- Rick Springfield: [speaking through magic grammophone] I've heard of having a frog in your throat, but never a cat in your horn!
- Rick Springfield: Looking for the Chameleon and Arlo is harder than looking for a needle in a haystack! At least we know what a needle looks like.
- The Chameleon: Did you hear me, Arlo?
- Arlo: [having just disguised himself as a dog] Not too good, boss. I got a flea in my ear.