- Miss Tickle: Doctor Astro's magic is no fluke.
- Vinnie: Yeah, it's no saxophone, either.
- Kim: Fluke, Vinnie, not flute.
- Vinnie: What are you telling me for, I said saxophone!
- Charts Chumley: Hm, I do not wish to say your chart doesn't work, Doctor Astro, but last week it said my finances would take a very sharp upturn...
- Doctor Astro: And?
- Charts Chumley: Somebody in a helicopter picked my pocket.
- Miss Tickle: [facing three growling lions] I hope one of us is a Leo!
- Rick Springfield: I am.
- Socks: You're a Rick.
- Rick Springfield: Miss Tickle meant the birth sign. Leo, that's me.