"Mission: Magic!" Horse Feathers (TV Episode 1973) - Howard Morris as Socks, Vinnie

Bronco Busby : [going through the items in Miss Tickle's handbag] Now what's this here piece of soft feelin' stuff?

Miss Tickle : That's an eraser, Bronco.
Rick Springfield : I'm Rick Springfield, the judge and master of ceremonies.

Bronco Busby : No need for judgin'. Just gimmie the money and save yourself a lotta time.
Bronco Busby : My, if I had known you could sing like that, I'd have stopped saying 'dance' long ago!
Bronco Busby : Where's the judge of this here pow wow? Tell 'em Bronco Busby, the king of the cowboys is here. Now I need that prize money real bad, to save my ranch, or I'm gonna be the king of the hasbeens.

Ma Mudfoot : King of the cowboys, my foot! If he's the king of the cowboys, I'm a mangy old cow.

Spur Spangles : You're right on both counts, Ma Mudfoot!
Bronco Busby : Eh, howdy, partners, eh, what seems to be puttin' a bee into your bonnets?

Kim : There was a sign on this fencepost, and it disappeared.

Bronco Busby : Why, must be a sign rustler round these here parts.

Miss Tickle : Or a magician.

Bronco Busby : Them's fightin' words, partner! Dance!

Rick Springfield : He says that all the time, it's a cowboy expression.

Howard Morris: Socks, Vinnie