Dead Zone Abridged (2013 TV Short)

Curtis Arnott: Ginger, Nappa

Quotes 

• Narrator : And so, the brave Son Goku and his son defeated the evil Garlic Jr., with the help of Piccolo, Kami, and the greatest ally known to mankind, the...

  Krillin : [overlapping with the narrator]  ... sex master and kung fu legend, Krillin!

  [Cut to Kame House. Krillin is on the phone to the Saiyan movie producer, Nappa] 

  Nappa : Yeah, OK, so I'm gonna have to stop you right there. First question: Why would he summon the Dead Zone? The only thing that could defeat him?

  Krillin : OK, y'know, I wrote myself into a corner with that whole immortality thing. Pretty much regretted it immediately after.

  Nappa : Second question: and I mean no offense... why exactly were you there?

  Krillin : I do bring a certain humanistic edge to the setting.

  Nappa : And WHY did you write yourself getting peed on?

  Krillin : The better question is, how much will you pay me to get peed on?

  Nappa : You're gonna go far in this business.

  Krillin : WOO-HOO!