Accidental Incest (2014)

Elyssa Baldassarri: Kendra, Milton's half sister

Quotes 

• Sven : Ze Cartel!

  [pulls out a pistol] 

  Sven : They found me.

  Kendra : What the fuck!

  Sven : Oh, but zey'll never get me alive! Because I watch Pachino, and zey will have to deal with my friend, who is little.

  Kendra : [incredulous]  How... do you mess up that quote?

• Kendra : So, I move into this dirtbag motel. Where the owner is such a sweet, older lady. She treats me like my father. She lets me watch free porn; gets me the best drugs; and sometimes late at night, she even sneaks into my bed to sleep next to me.

  Landlady : Saturdays are pretty sweet, too.

  Kendra : And okay, yeah, I make out with her when I need to. But that's neither here nor there. My name is Kendra Stevens, and I'm off to do some good.