The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Cooper Extraction (2013)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : So Star Wars and Star Trek characters can go on the same branch?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I know, it's crazy. Welcome to the Thunderdome, people!

  [they cheer] 

  Howard Wolowitz : I've never done this before. It's kind of fun.

  Raj Koothrappali : If your Mom could see her little Bar mitzvah boy right now she'd have a heart attack.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good idea; I'll take a picture.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Now, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still live across from him.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.

  Penny : We do?

  Penny : [Sheldon is sorting laundry and Penny enters in Amy's fantasy]  Hey, Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Hello.

  Penny : [seductively]  Doing laundry?

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course I'm doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I'm in a laundry room, so... I believe your inference is justified.

  Penny : Oh, my inference is justified. Sheldon, you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who's wearing them.

  Penny : [Listening to the story]  OK, that's enough.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Disagree.

  Raj Koothrappali : keep going.

  Penny : [Standing in her bra]  So. What do you think?

  Sheldon Cooper : A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.

  Penny : Please, Sheldon, I need you.

  Sheldon Cooper : To... what?

  Penny : To take me.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.

  Penny : Come on, Sheldon. You and me, right here.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny, for the thousandth time. I'm saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.

  Penny : I think I know how to change your mind.

• Debbie Wolowitz : [Fantasy sequence]  That's it? There's not enough food!

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, you cleaned out Earth! I don't know what else to do!

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Back in reality]  How is this any different?

  Howard Wolowitz : You didn't let me finish.

  [in the fantasy, Howard serves Mrs. Wolowitz] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Here you go, Mother.

  Debbie Wolowitz : You're a good boy, Howard, such a good boy.

  [Howard turns the chair around, revealing Mrs. Wolowitz is now a skeleton wearing a wig and the fantasy ends] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, did she die or did you kill her?

  Howard Wolowitz : Eh, tomato, tomahto. The important thing is she's dead.