The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hesitation Ramification (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Can't sleep?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Would you like to talk about it?
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny proposed, and I didn't say yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Why not?
Leonard Hofstadter : That's a good question.
Sheldon Cooper : Does that mean the relationship is over?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know.
Sheldon Cooper : Why don't you ask her?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because I'm afraid to know the answer.
Sheldon Cooper : Well... I'm sorry.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's it? You're not going to make some dumb joke or some inappropriate comment?
Sheldon Cooper : No. You're my friend and... I'm sorry.
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[first lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's nice that we all get to eat together.
[the guys mumble in agreement]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
Sheldon Cooper : We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs we don't have to.
Penny : Guys, guys. You're never going to believe this.
Leonard Hofstadter : What happened?
Penny : I just got a job on a TV show.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Congratulations.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's great. Guys!
[Guys mumble acknowledgement]
Howard Wolowitz : What's the show?
Penny : Um, NCII or... you know, NCSTD. I don't know. It's... It's the one with all the letters and I'm going to be on it.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's amazing.
Penny : Yeah!
Howard Wolowitz : What's your part?
Penny : I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooooh. Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.
Leonard Hofstadter : So it it's just flirting.
Penny : Well, yeah, why?
Leonard Hofstadter : No reason. I just think it's sexier when left to the imagination.
Penny : Oh.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He's wrong.
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Howard Wolowitz : [to Raj] If you're really desperate to meet women and like having food eaten out of your mouth, I could set you up with my mom.
[Leonard and Howard laugh]
Sheldon Cooper : Why is that funny? That's just unhygienic.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's a joke.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't think so. I believe that a joke is a brief oral narrative with a climatic humorous twist.
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Penny : Are you kidding me?
Leonard Hofstadter : What's wrong?
Penny : Well... the diner scene. Where's my diner scene?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't ask me. Until I see the prequel, I'm lost.
Penny : No. There's supposed to be a big scene with me and Mark Harmon, but it-it's... gone.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?
Penny : They must have cut it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, Penny. I'm, I'm sorry.
Howard Wolowitz : That stinks.
Raj Koothrappali : I'm sure you were great.
Penny : This doesn't make any sense to me. I, I thought, I thought I did a really good job, and... Excuse me.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry.
[Pats Leonard on the back]
Leonard Hofstadter : Did you just put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back?
Sheldon Cooper : [pause] No. That wouldn't be funny at all.
[Rips a paper off Leonard's back]
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Leonard Hofstadter : OK, listen to me. This is just a minor setback.
Penny : No, it's not, OK. I've been out here for like ten years. I've nothing to show for it.
Leonard Hofstadter : You have me.
Penny : You're right. I do have you. Mmm. Let's get married.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : [She gets down on one knee] Wooh. Leonard Hofstadter... will you marry me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ummm.
Penny : Did you seriously just say, "Ummm"?
Leonard Hofstadter : You know I love you, but but you're, you're drunk and sad and feeling lost...
Penny : OK, so... ugh... you don't want to marry me?
Leonard Hofstadter : That is not what I said.
Penny : No, forget it. I take it back. Offer's off the table.
Sheldon Cooper : Who's in the mood to laugh?
Leonard Hofstadter : Really not a good time.
Sheldon Cooper : But I used science to construct the perfect joke.
Penny : I'm gonna go.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, Penny don't.
Penny : No, no. I just need to be alone.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, you scared me, that wasn't funny.
Sheldon Cooper : Maybe you have a stick up your prefrontal cortex.