The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hesitation Ramification (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : How about those guys on that bench over there; they look pathetic. Bet we could talk to them.
Raj Koothrappali : That's a mirror.
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[first lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's nice that we all get to eat together.
[the guys mumble in agreement]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
Sheldon Cooper : We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs we don't have to.
Penny : Guys, guys. You're never going to believe this.
Leonard Hofstadter : What happened?
Penny : I just got a job on a TV show.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Congratulations.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's great. Guys!
[Guys mumble acknowledgement]
Howard Wolowitz : What's the show?
Penny : Um, NCII or... you know, NCSTD. I don't know. It's... It's the one with all the letters and I'm going to be on it.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's amazing.
Penny : Yeah!
Howard Wolowitz : What's your part?
Penny : I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon.
Raj Koothrappali : Ooooh. Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.
Leonard Hofstadter : So it it's just flirting.
Penny : Well, yeah, why?
Leonard Hofstadter : No reason. I just think it's sexier when left to the imagination.
Penny : Oh.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He's wrong.
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Penny : Are you kidding me?
Leonard Hofstadter : What's wrong?
Penny : Well... the diner scene. Where's my diner scene?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't ask me. Until I see the prequel, I'm lost.
Penny : No. There's supposed to be a big scene with me and Mark Harmon, but it-it's... gone.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?
Penny : They must have cut it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, Penny. I'm, I'm sorry.
Howard Wolowitz : That stinks.
Raj Koothrappali : I'm sure you were great.
Penny : This doesn't make any sense to me. I, I thought, I thought I did a really good job, and... Excuse me.
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Raj Koothrappali : I read a study that says a man with a dog is three times more likely to get a woman's phone number.
Leonard Hofstadter : Is it true even when the man lets his dog lick peanut butter off his tongue?
Raj Koothrappali : I don't see why not.
Howard Wolowitz : If you're really desperate to meet women and like having food eaten out of your mouth, I could set you up with my mom.
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Stuart Bloom : When I was a baby, my mother called me her little possum.
Raj Koothrappali : Are possums cute?
Stuart Bloom : Not at all.