The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Occupation Recalibration (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Did I startle you?
Stuart Bloom : Yes. But at this point, pretty much any customer does.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You know, I do work at a pharmaceutical company. If you can make this happen today, I can hook you up with anxiety medication, anti depressants...
Stuart Bloom : Really? Do you have any of these?
[Dumps full shoebox of medicine bottles onto counter]
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I accidentally destroyed one of Howard's comic books this morning, and I was hoping I could replace it.
Stuart Bloom : Wow, what happened?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Batman got his ass kicked by my curling iron.
Stuart Bloom : Don't let The Riddler know that.
[pause]
Stuart Bloom : It's a comic book joke.
[pause]
Stuart Bloom : Or maybe it's not.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : There's a few more things I want to say to you. Stuart's store is just fine and he's a much nicer person than you are and if you still have that comic I'd like to buy it right now.
Jesse : No problem. Oh, d'you want a latte while you wait?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No, I don't want a latte! I want a cappuccino and a blueberry scone!
Jesse : I only have chocolate chip.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, that sounds even better!