The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Discovery Dissipation (2013)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Course you're not. People love trained monkeys.

  Penny : How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.

• Sheldon Cooper : What's that animal doing in our apartment?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Get over that. She's in her crate; she can't get out.

  Sheldon Cooper : I have two words for you: Jurassic Park.

• Leonard Hofstadter : I was only trying to make you happy.

  Sheldon Cooper : By taking away my crowning achievement? If you wanted me to be happy, you could have told me a joke, or shown me a cute video of a koala and an otter being unlikely friends.

  Leonard Hofstadter : There is no pleasing you! And koalas and otters don't even live near each other!

  Sheldon Cooper : That's what makes their friendship so unlikely!

• Sheldon Cooper : To really understand the story here, we have to start at the very beginning: a small town in East Texas, where a young genius name...

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon!

  Sheldon Cooper : That's right, Sheldon Cooper. He was bitten by his neighbor's dog, leading to his first scientific break through: the Doggy Death Ray. Which sadly he couldn't build because Santa wouldn't bring him enriched uranium.