Honeyglue (2015)

Zach Villa: Jordan

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Quotes 

• Morgan : I will always remember this night, kissing that very attractive boy-girl.

  Jordan : It's girl-boy.

• Morgan : Are you the little Dragonfly-boy?

  Jordan : No, I'm the Princess Bee.

• [First lines] 

  Morgan : My head feels like gallons of water stuck in a soda can. Is it leaking out of my eyes?

  Jordan : Soda or water?

  Morgan : Soda.

  Jordan : Let me see. No, it's water.

• Morgan : Your arms look like my arms.

  Jordan : Your 8's look like 9's.

  Morgan : It is a 9. My 9's look like 8's.

• Jordan : Don't be sad if I don't call.

  Morgan : I won't be.

  Jordan : Would you be mad if I do call?

  Morgan : You won't.

  Jordan : How do you know?

  Morgan : I gave you the wrong number.

• Jordan : Can I come in?

  Morgan : Why? There's no valuables inside.

  Jordan : Just wanna see where the dragonfly sleeps.

• Morgan : Look, I don't mean to be mean, but I'm *really* tired.

  Jordan : Oh, I'm not leaving until I find out something about you I don't like. Right now you are pretty perfect.

• Morgan : What happened to your face?

  Jordan : Someone broke my heart and it spread to my face.

• Dennis : Jordan, I didn't hear you come in last night. Did he knock or just creep up the back steps?

  Morgan : I let him in dad.

  Dennis : What time was that?

  Jordan : I thought you were retired from being a detective.

• [Morgan announces that she wants to marry Jordan the next day] 

  Jordan : Hey... dad

  [awkwardly] 

  Jordan : , do you think I could borrow...

  Dennis : [interrupts]  Already! Seriously?

• Jordan : Why not wear what you want to wear, be who you want to be?

• Jordan : Dragonflies only live for three months and look how happy they are.

  Morgan : How do you know they are happy?

  Jordan : Have you ever heard of a depressed dragonfly?