Daawat-e-Ishq (2014)

Parineeti Chopra: Gulrez

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• Gulrez : What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud. His bio-data said "fluent in English" but he says "bilu" for blue and "flim" for film. He asked me if I watch bilu flim. Tell me, Booji, how do I answer to that if his pronunciation of "blue film" is so wrong? And for education qualification, he wrote "degree from IIM." IIM means...?

  Abdul Qadir : Indian Institute of Management.

  Gulrez : International Institute of Mahbubnagar.

  Gulrez : [to Montu]  Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim-fake-diploma-holder-Montu - you have wasted our time.

• Gulrez : We'll use the law. First, we will change our name and appearance and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. Boys will line up to marry me. We will interview them and choose the most greedy scoundrel. I will marry him in a fake ceremony. The next day we will use 498a and file a dowry harassment case against the groom and his family. To avoid jail-time they will agree to an out-of-court settlement.

• Abdul Qadir : [in English]  One big size suit, please.

  Hotel Receptionist : Sorry?

  Gulrez : [in better English]  One king-size suite, please.

• Gulrez : As per our customs, boys and girls don't roam around openly before marriage.

  Tariq : Then let's meet behind closed doors.

  Gulrez : How dare you, Tariq Haider!

  Tariq : Joke, madam. Joke.

• Tariq : Arm-wrestle with me. Winner pays the bill.

  Abdul Qadir : We're leaving. Come on.

  Gulrez : [to Tariq]  Okay. Let's see what you've got.

  Abdul Qadir : No, Sania.

  Tariq : It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. Was the curry too spicy?

• Tariq : Simple wedding - like.

  Abdul Qadir : Okay.

  Tariq : Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves - like that, too.

  Abdul Qadir : Okay.

  Tariq : But make her my wife without knowing her - not like.

  Abdul Qadir : Meaning?

  Tariq : I need three days with your daughter.

  Gulrez : Are you crazy?