Jillian Zurawski: Dolly

Quotes 

• Dolly : Wait, starring Desi Arnaz, Jr.? Something was actually starring Desi Arnaz, Jr.?

  80's Dan : I'm sure other celebrity sperms were busy in 1983.

  R.O.B. : Yeah, God forbid Chris Mitchum take a break from The Executioner, Part II.

• Dolly : [watching Automan]  Why am I thinking of VHS tapes all of a sudden?

  R.O.B. : Same reason I'm thinking of titties!

  Dolly : Eyes up here, R.O.B.

• Dolly : Wait, we're watching this on Bravo? Where's the homoerotic fashion cooking shows?

  R.O.B. : You have to ask where the homoerotic undertones are in a show called Automan?

• Dolly : Seriously, are they gonna explain how he was able to create Automan?

  80's Dan : Would you want McDonald's to explain the secret sauce?

  R.O.B. : Thousand Island dressing created Automan?

• Roxanne Caldwell : What happened to Automan?

  Walter Nebicher : Damn...

  Roxanne Caldwell : It isn't working?

  Walter Nebicher : It either isn't getting enough power...

  Roxanne Caldwell : Or?

  Dolly : Wait, why is she skeptical? She saw Automan two minutes prior.

  R.O.B. : You're pretending like this is supposed to make sense?

  80's Dan : [screaming]  Ahhh, a talking robot!

• 80's Dan : You listen to that? He's got an accent. He's evil! He's clearly evil!

  Dolly : Manimal had an accent.

  80's Dan : You remember my lecture on Manimal?

  Dolly : I remember you masturbating in the middle of it.

• Dolly : What? Wally? His name on the show is Wally?

  80's Dan : Wings Hauser took most of the cool 80's names.

  [advertises VHS] 

  80's Dan : Wings Hauser is Sam Stryker in Hostage! Rated R!

  R.O.B. : Is it too late to name you 80's Douchebag?