Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Signaling Risk (2014)
Zach Woods: Donald 'Jared' Dunn
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Quotes
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Jared : You guys are arguing over which metaphor to use to agree with each other. This is the inefficiency I'm trying to eliminate. My suggestions could actually help you beat me in this argument. Do you see the irony there?
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Jared : Take Dinesh and Gilfoyle, they're wasting an enormous amount of time arguing. What if we were to separate them? Divide their existing work space into two areas. We could put in some kind of portable barrier...
Gilfoyle : He's talking about cubicles!
Dinesh : We're not doing cubicles, no way!
Jared : No, no, don't think of it as a cubicle. Think of it as a neutral-colored enclosure about yay-high around your work space.
[Everyone stares at Jared]
Jared : Okay, fine. But do you know who uses cubicles? Every single Fortune 500 company. Why? Because they work.