Evan C. Kim: Mercury

Quotes 

• Mercury : [Herc and Merc, dressed in robes are riding a camel]  Oh! Ugh! Now I know why they call camels the... hm, ships of the desert. I'm getting seasick.

  Hercules : It was your idea, Merc. Besides, think of poor Astraea, she's the camel.

  Astraea : [turns her head]  And one of you wise guys has a lumpy wallet.

• Mercury : Come on, Herc. At this rate it'll take us longer to get inside the pyramid than it took to build it.