The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Amy's sick.
Leonard Hofstadter : Aw, what's wrong with her?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, she talks a lot. She always wants to hold hands.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's not what I meant.
Sheldon Cooper : If you were refering to her illness, you should have asked "What ails her?"
Leonard Hofstadter : What ails her?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, who knows.
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[first lines]
Penny : So, we're about to shoot this scene in a movie where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay.
Penny : But I realize they're gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage. So, I ask the director why and he says it's important for the story that my boobs be the last things to turn ape.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's sweet that he thinks there's a story.
Penny : Oh, and there's not even a bathroom on set. I have to go to the gas station across the street. I mean, I was dressed like half an ape and still not even close to the most disgusting person in there.
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Penny : Sheldon, what did we say about being a nicer friend?
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
Penny : Leonard, what did we say about being a gullible weenie?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry. I just needed a break from hearing you obsess about what to do after string theory.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I kinda wanted one night where we didn't have to hear about how miserable you were making this movie.
Amy Farrah Fowler : None of that means we don't love you.
Penny , Leonard Hofstadter : I don't complain that much about the movie, have I?
Leonard Hofstadter : I also love you.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I feel so bad about lying to Sheldon. How am I going to make it up to him?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'll tell you what I'd do with Howard, but I don't think dressing up like a Catholic school girl is going to work with Sheldon.
[Amy stares off into the distance]
Leonard Hofstadter : He'd probably give you homework.
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Sheldon Cooper : What can we do that's fun?
Leonard Hofstadter : What can we do that's different?
Penny : What can we do that's free?
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Sheldon Cooper : So, we're just randomly choosing a restaurant without researching it online?
Penny : Yup.
Sheldon Cooper : Great. See, this is how Anything-Can-Happen Thursday turns into It-Won't-Stop-Coming-Up Friday.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, how about that Asian fusion place?
Sheldon Cooper : Fusion *and* Asians? I'm trying not to think about science.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Once in a while, I get a little jealous of how close Penny and Sheldon are... I mean, not in a romantic way. It's just, she really has some sort of connection with him.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well... Well, they've known each other a long time, and Penny grew up around horses, so she knows how to approach him without making him skittish.
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Leonard Hofstadter : She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Psychic? He considers them not just mumbo jumbo, but extra jumbo mumbo jumbo.