- Andy Dwyer: Whoa, Alcatraz. Can't believe Michael Bay spent a billion dollars of his own money to build that for The Rock.
- Ben Wyatt: I am not gonna take no for an answer. If we're leaving Pawnee, I'm gonna give them a going-away present: free Wifi for all! Every time someone in Pawnee clicks through a slideshow of American Music Award side-boob fails, they'll say 'Thank you, Ben Wyatt'.