- Napoleon Maxwell Sowachowski: Hey hot stuff, see something ya' like?
- Jonathan Combs: Ugh, I think I lost my appetite.
- Napoleon Maxwell Sowachowski: Plus, I've got this neat spooky hole!
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- Napoleon Maxwell Sowachowski: Wanna stick something in it?
- Jonathan Combs: Ye... kinda?
- Mephistopheles: Now, Sock, this demonary position I'm about to offer you is kind of a big deal. You'll be assigned to a human counterpart. It is your job to haunt, torment, pester, and be a general nuisance to this human until eventually he, uh, you know, punches his own ticket.