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- TriviaJames, Mike, and Pat sing "Fifty bucks, isn't that nice? Yessirre, it's the 2600 from Atari." This is a reference to an actual Atari commercial from the '80s with the same lyrics.
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Mike Matei: I don't really like the way these menus work, they're kinda confusing. It's better than Ivan... whatever the...
James Rolfe: Ivan Shithead.
Mike Matei: [chuckles] Whatever the fuck that stupid thing's called.
Pat Contri: I don't like you guys taking a shot at "Ivan 'Ironman' Stewart's Super Off-Road".
Mike Matei: Fuck him. He can eat my asshole.
[James laughs]
Pat Contri: Y'know, he might be such a nice guy, he might actually do that for you. He's probably 75 by now...
Mike Matei: [laughs] A 75-year old man is gonna eat my asshole. How did the video turn into this?
Pat Contri: Hey, I'm just sayin', he might be open to it. I don't know what his social situation is.
James Rolfe: I don't know anything about the guy, so who knows?
Pat Contri: He's probably a very nice guy.
Mike Matei: Yeah, he's probably this nice, just...
James Rolfe: That's... that's way too nice. If you're gonna be like...
Pat Contri: Well it depends on how you look at it. Y'know, some people might think it's too nice, but, "That's real sweet of you to do that."
Mike Matei: [as old man] Hey you don't need to wipe that ass. I'll eat it for ya.
Pat Contri: I didn't say- I didn't say "dirty". See, that, that reveals way too much about Mike.
[Mike laughs]
Pat Contri: We didn't say "dirty" ass, we just said ass. There's dirty ass and clean ass.
Mike Matei: Why does everything turn into ass and shit? It's always...
Pat Contri: You guys can answer that for me, tell ya the truth.
Mike Matei: I guess I brought it up.
Pat Contri: You brought up ass and eating it, so I mean...
[Pat, Mike, and James all burst out laughing]
James Rolfe: You play shit, you're gonna end up talkin' about shit!
- ConnectionsFeatured in James & Mike Mondays: James and Mike Crack Ups (2018)