Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Leslie and Ron (2015)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : I gave you that as a gift in your fifth anniversary as Parks director.
Ron Swanson : You told me this was a genuine, partially defused claymore mine.
Leslie Knope : Well, it *was*! I bought the empty shell off of eBay, and then I filled it with, you know, balloons and confetti and such.
Ron Swanson : You mean to tell me that I have had a toy on my desk for ten years?
Leslie Knope : You mean to tell me you've thought you had an actual landline on your desk?