- Ed Blomquist: [Ed Leaving the Shop] Okay, then.
- Bud Jorgenlen: Okay, then.
- Noreen Vanderslice: Okay, then.
- Peggy Blomquist: He ran out into the road hun. What was I suppose to do?
- Ed Blomquist: Yah, so... so you brought him home, made dinner Hamburger Helper?
- Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination.
- Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts... with something small like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.
- Skip Sprang: C'mon! He could call a cop.
- Rye Gerhardt: He's not calling anybody. Guys like that, they're just big on the outside.
- Betsy Solverson: Goodnight, Mr. Solverson.
- Lou Solverson: Goodnight, Mrs. Solverson... and all the ships at sea
- Betsy Solverson: [Lou drinks milk out of the carton] We got glasses.
- Lou Solverson: Tastes different in a glass.
- Lou Solverson: You okay gettin' her to bed?
- Betsy Solverson: Yeah. She's six. Not, you know, Pol Pot.