The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Anxiety Optimization (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
Quotes
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : OK, we're headed out. See you later.
Sheldon Cooper : I know. Before you leave, can you help me test these noise cancelling headphones?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, sure.
Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon puts on headphones] Go ahead.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hello, can you hear me?
[Sheldon doesn't react]
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years.
Penny : Uh, Bernadette's nickname for you is the Virgin Pina Colada.
Leonard Hofstadter : Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.
Penny : Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall so I used your toothbrush.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ooh, and at one time when you were asleep Amy totally took off her-
[Sheldon takes off headphones]
Leonard Hofstadter : And that's why you're the best roommate ever.
Sheldon Cooper : Aaaaw. Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What is going on?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level, so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker and Godzilla's roar to keep me in that sweet spot. Yeah, I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix, but turned out I love her.
Leonard Hofstadter : At least listen to it through headphones. I'm trying to sleep. Good night.
Sheldon Cooper : Boy! Taylor was right; haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
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Raj Koothrappali : Where's Sheldon?
Penny : Date night.
Leonard Hofstadter : That can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today he tried his first Red Bull?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?
Leonard Hofstadter : He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while... and then threw up in my car.
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Raj Koothrappali : I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things, Maybe the truth is you're jealous about my relationships.
Howard Wolowitz : Uh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words "You're so lucky, you have the shiniest hair."
Leonard Hofstadter : That's a tough one, I know he brushes both of them