The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Colonization Application (2015)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's wrong?
Howard Wolowitz : Koothrappali was snooping in Emily's apartment and broke one of her drawers.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Aw. I'm gonna miss her.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Inspecting the broken drawer through Raj's phone] I think you broke the dowels. You're not going to have time to glue it back on, you'll have to nail it.
Raj Koothrappali : With what?
Howard Wolowitz : Does she have any pillows or wine glasses?
Raj Koothrappali : [Excited] She does!
Howard Wolowitz : Great! Neither of those, TRY A HAMMER!
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Howard Wolowitz : How are the taxes going?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Okay, but you got a lot of receipts for the Lego store in here.
Howard Wolowitz : Those are business expenses. You can write those off.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : A $200 R2-D2 was a business expense?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh Bernie, you're gonna have to sound a lot more confident when we get audited.
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Howard Wolowitz : [listening to Raj and Emily] We should hang up.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, we should.
Howard Wolowitz : But we're not going to, are we?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Not a chance.