Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Face My Enemy (2014)

Nick Blood: Lance Hunter

Quotes 

• Lance Hunter : [Walking into the room with Mac and Fitz]  Guys. Drop everything.

  Leo Fitz : [Looking at the cylinder in his hands]  No, this is worth a fortune. I'm not going to drop it.

• Lance Hunter : [Referring to his marriage]  No, it didn't work out because interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human. Whereas she was a demonic hell beast.

• Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : [the gang is talking about exes]  You know, I wish I could relate, but all my exes are awesome.

  Lance Hunter : Is that right? I seem to remember an entire year where you had to pretend you liked quinoa.

  Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah. That was a dark time.

• Lance Hunter : Bridget said Soto's sending out the painting for verification first thing in the morning. She, uh, whispered it in my ear, if you know what I mean.

  Phil Coulson : Yes, everybody on the planet knows what you mean, Hunter. Let's focus.

• Lance Hunter : It's weird-women just like me. always have. Never understood it. Must be a magnetism thing, I guess. Who can explain it, eh?

  Skye : If it makes you feel any better, I don't get it, either.

  Lance Hunter : You hear that? If I wanted someone to take jabs at me, I'd still be married.