Jim Ross: [running commentary on the Holiday Topless Top Rope match] Well, here we go. Again, no pinfalls in this matchup, every time, uh, an athlete is thrown over the top rope and lands on the floor, his representative will take off one article of clothing. The winner of this matchup will meet the Intercontinental Champion Thursday night on "SmackDown!". That's the story. We've never seen one of these matches, folks. You're seeing it as we are, for the very first time. And it's more of the creative matchmaking by Mr. and Mrs. Helmsley. What Triple H is trying to do here, folks, in my estimation, don't want to incriminate you, Michael Hayes, all Triple H is trying to do here is gain favor with the male audience.
Michael Hayes: Well, it looks like it's working, J.R.
Jim Ross: Well, it's working for you. You hadn't hardly said a word here.
Michael Hayes: 'Cause I'm waitin' for somebody to go over the top rope.
Jim Ross: My god, if King were here, he'd be having a stroke by now.