- [Captain Barnes asks Harvey Bullock where Jim Gordon is]
- Nathaniel Barnes: Bullock! This is your one and only chance. You tell me where he is.
- Harvey Bullock: Hand to God, Cap. I have no idea.
- Nathaniel Barnes: Oh, stop it. You're not smart enough to play dumb.
- [Captain Barnes tells Harvey Bullock that they serve the people of Gotham]
- Nathaniel Barnes: The public, the people of Gotham? The ones you and I serve? They have to know, they have to see that we're impartial, you understand?
- Harvey Bullock: The people of Gotham can eat my socks.
- [Oswald Cobblepot serves Grace Van Dahl two plates of dinner, in which she assumes is roast]
- Oswald Cobblepot: You thought they tasted the same, but Sasha...
- Oswald Cobblepot: [Penguin tastes the meat on one of the plates] Mmm.
- Grace Van Dahl: No. No.
- Oswald Cobblepot: Definitely more tender in my opinion.
- Grace Van Dahl: [Grace begins to cry] No, no.
- Oswald Cobblepot: In my opinion.
- Grace Van Dahl: [Grace starts to scream] No. No!
- [when Penguin slices the knife down to Grace's neck]
- [Captain Barnes threatens Harvey Bullock for if he's helping Jim Gordon]
- Nathaniel Barnes: Hey! Nice try. Walk away in a huff? Now I know you know something. If you're providing aid and shelter to Jim Gordon, anything, a glass of water. I will bust you like a bum I never met.
- [Selina Kyle learns that Bruce Wayne can sew when he fixes the sleeve on her jacket]
- Selina Kyle: You know how to sew?
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred says it's an important skill for young bachelors.
- Selina Kyle: [Selina chuckles when noticing the nice sewing work] Okay. Mm. Thank you.
- [Selina Kyle yells at Bruce Wayne for throwing out the money they stole from the gangster]
- Bruce Wayne: I'm not a thief. I don't steal for the money. This is research. I can't understand Gotham until I understand its criminals.
- Selina Kyle: Look, okay, this whole understanding criminals thing is getting on my nerves. That's your half you threw out!
- Bruce Wayne: [Bruce holds his hand up] I saved enough for burgers.
- [Edward Nygma asks Harvey Bullock what he thinks Jim Gordon will do after escaping prison]
- Edward Nygma: So, what do you think he'll do?
- Harvey Bullock: Knowing Jim Gordon, I'd say he's not gonna rest until he finds the son of a bitch who framed him for murder.
- [Harvey Bullock tells Jim Gordon that 500 cops probably have a beef with him]
- Harvey Bullock: I mean, come on, Jim, be honest. You probably got 500 cops who have beef with you.
- James Gordon: Yeah, but enough to frame me for murder?
- Harvey Bullock: Maybe 10.
- [Oswald Cobblepot cries over his father's coffin]
- Oswald Cobblepot: Father, I only knew you a short time. But you came to me when I was alone in this cold, dark world. You gave me a family. I'll never forget you as long as I... Oh, Father.
- [Harvey Bullock tells Jim Gordon the reward for bringing Gordon in]
- Harvey Bullock: Governor announced a $10,000 reward for anyone who helps catch you.
- James Gordon: $10,000? You should turn me in.
- Harvey Bullock: If he doubled it to 20, I'd give it some thought.
- [Grace Van Dahl tells Oswald Cobblepot what she thinks about his cooking]
- Grace Van Dahl: Tomorrow, you need to go to the butcher. I'd like a nice roast for Sunday dinner. Not your... slut mother's goulash.
- [Hugo Strange and Ms. Peabody discuss the release of Barbara Kean from Arkham Asylum]
- Ethel Peabody: If you keep releasing lunatics so liberally, you're going to get a bad reputation.
- Hugo Strange: I'm not looking for a good reputation. We're releasing Barbara Kean into the wild to observe her behavior. She's a beautiful experiment.
- Ethel Peabody: You know what she's going to do, don't you?
- Hugo Strange: I don't, actually. But I do know it will be interesting.
- [Edward Nygma talks to his other personality in the mirror about Jim Gordon]
- Edward Nygma: [the nervous Nygma] Relax, relax. Maybe Gordon won't even find Penguin.
- Edward Nygma: [the confident Nygma] You idiot. He's a detective. He finds people for a living!
- Edward Nygma: [the nervous Nygma] Penguin won't tell him. He's my friend.
- Edward Nygma: [the confident Nygma] Oh, who am I kidding? Stupid, stupid!
- Edward Nygma: [the nervous Nygma thinks] Okay, okay. Okay, calculate, Ed, calculate. Chances of Gordon finding Penguin? Say 80%. Chances of Penguin telling Gordon? Also 80%. So it's a 60% chance of Gordon finding Kristen. That settles it.
- [Edward Nygma digs in the snow and dirt to move Kristen Kringle's dead body]
- Edward Nygma: Hello, Kristen. I know, didn't expect to see me again, but... circumstances.
- [Jim Gordon confronts Edward Nygma out in the snow about what made him a killer]
- James Gordon: How did this happen to you? How did you become this?
- Edward Nygma: You dummy. This is who I am. It was just finally admitting the truth to myself. Well, that and murdering some people.
- James Gordon: I don't believe that.
- Edward Nygma: You don't believe it. Why, Jim? Because it would make you incompetent to know that I was right under your nose the whole time? Or you don't want to admit there's a monster in all of us? Because you, of all people, should know that!
- [Harvey Bullock calls his connection in I.A. for Jim Gordon]
- Harvey Bullock: Hey! Ginny. How is my favorite I.A. sugar plum, huh?
- Harvey Bullock: [Bullock begins talking serious in front of Gordon] Well, why do you think I'm calling, baby?
- [Hugo Strange listens to Barbara Kean talk about her recovery]
- Barbara Kean: I... murdered my... parents. I cut their throats. Um... I joined a gang of psychopathic killers. I tried to kill Jim Gordon and Lee Thompkins. I was a puppet of these demons in my head and they were forcing me to do these terrible things. I wish I could go back and undo what I've done. Only I can't. I don't feel insane... now. I just... I feel sad.
- Hugo Strange: Thank you, Barbara. That was very brave. What do you suppose made this healthful change in you?
- Barbara Kean: Maybe I just... really needed some sleep.
- [Hugo Strange tells Ms. Peabody that Barbara Kean intrigues him]
- Hugo Strange: One way or the other, she intrigues me.
- Ethel Peabody: Well, if you would allow us to apply rigorous dream therapy, we would know, for sure.
- Hugo Strange: Oh, no, no, no. We do have a very useful hammer, Ms. Peabody, but not all of our patients are nails.
- [Edward Nygma tells Jim Gordon a riddle when Gordon realizes Nygma is the one to set him up]
- Edward Nygma: Without fingers I point, without arms I strike, without feet I run. What am I?
- James Gordon: You're a clock.
- Edward Nygma: [Nygma smiles] Correct.
- [Alfred Pennyworth uses a cooking term to describe Bruce Wayne]
- Alfred Pennyworth: You can't unfry an egg, as my dear old mum used to say.
- [Edward Nygma gives Jim Gordon a last riddle, reaching his hand out to Gordon's chest]
- Edward Nygma: A nightmare for some. For others, a savior I come. My hand's cold and bleak. It's the warm hearts they seek.
- James Gordon: Death.
- [first lines]
- Gangster: [Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle run from a gangster with his bag of money] You little punk! Don't you take that bag! Do you have any idea who you're stealing from?
- Selina Kyle: Leave it!
- [Edward Nygma drags Jim Gordon to the trunk of his car as he sings to himself]
- Edward Nygma: Over the pavement and down the ally / Oh, my, this wind is cold / It bites my toes and nips my nose / As over the ground we go.
- [last lines]
- Barbara Kean: [There's a knock to Jim Gordon's apartment door, when he sees Barbara Kean] Hi, Jim.