Scream Queens (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• Chanel Oberlin : Good morning, slits.

  Chanel #2 , Chanel #3 , Chanel #5 : [in unison]  Good morning, Chanel.

• Chanel #3 : There's no reason we shouldn't call the police.

  Chanel Oberlin : Are you kidding me, #3? What are we gonna tell them? That we burned Miss Bean's face off, thought she was dead, hid the body, then it came back to life and stabbed Chanel #2 while we were all in the house? They're never gonna believe that. That is an insane story!

• Chanel Oberlin : These are my minions. I don't know their names. I don't *want* to know their names. They are known as...

  Chanel #2 : Chanel number two.

  Chanel #3 : Chanel number three.

  Chanel #5 : Chanel number five.

  Chanel Oberlin : I'm Chanel number one, obvi. There was a Chanel number four, but she got meningitis. She was like, "I'm sick, I have to go home,"and I was like "No, stay", but she went home anyway and then she died. So another thing I was right about.

• Chanel #3 : The Sexy Gopher Whore Head Challenge is one of Kappa House's oldest hazing traditions. You gals are gonna stay here over night getting to know each other and trying to keep the ants from crawling up your noses while the Chanels and I go get banana daiquiris at The White Stallion. Goodnight, ladies.

  Sam : Guys, I can't move at all.

  Hester Ulrich : I think that's the point.

  Jennifer : I don't mean to be a contrarian, but I'm enjoying this.

  Tiffany DeSalle : Guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now?