Scream Queens (TV Series)

Seven Minutes in Hell (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel Oberlin : #5, truth or dare?

  Chanel #5 : Truth.

  Chanel Oberlin : Okay, #5, does your vagina have teeth?

  Chanel #5 : That's insane. No, it doesn't, Chanel.

  Chanel Oberlin : I thought she wasn't allowed to lie.

  Chanel #5 : I'm not lying. My vagina doesn't have teeth.

  Chanel Oberlin : Can I rephrase the question? Does your vagina STILL have teeth?

  Chanel #5 : No, the answer is no!

  Chanel Oberlin : No, it no longer has teeth? So it used to have teeth but you got them removed?

  Chanel #5 : No, I didn't.

  Chanel Oberlin : So your vagina still has teeth? Which one is it, #5? Sounds like you're trapped in a web of lies!

• Chanel #5 : I'm a freak! I mean, the only reason I'm in this house is because I'm a legacy. Nobody actually likes me. Chanel has the whole campus convinced that my vagina has teeth!

  Chanel #3 : You are totally gonna find another guy. You're super-cute, and you're a Kappa. And I'm sure there's some awesome dude out there who will accept you for who you are, vaginal teeth and all.

• Chanel #5 : Guys, I am freaking out! I hate being trapped in small places!

  Grace Gardner : Okay, this house is literally, like, 15,000 square feet.

• Chanel #3 : Sam dying taught me that next time I feel love for someone, I'm going to tell them - right away - just in case they're murdered before I can.

  Chanel #5 : It was like her final gift to you.

  Chanel #3 : That's a nice way of thinking about it. It makes me feel a little less guilty about condemning her to die by daring her to go down to the basement alone.

• Chanel #5 : I'd always felt like I won the lottery with Roger and Dodger! I mean, I never thought they'd both get killed!

  Chanel #3 : What are the chances, right?

  Chanel #5 : I just feel like I'm never gonna find a guy who likes me, let alone two who look exactly alike!

• Chanel Oberlin : It's not my fault that my pumpkin patch was canceled. It's not my fault that some people didn't vote for me because they were too intimidated by my hotness. It's not my fault that because someone is killing Kappas, I didn't have time to individually bribe each and every one of you to vote for me. No, clearly there is only one person to blame for all of this: #5.

  Chanel #5 : Wait, what?

  Chanel Oberlin : I hate all of you for letting me down tonight, but #5, I hate you the most. I know it's on me that I chose idiots and weirdos to be my minions, but you are by far the most idiotic and the most weird and so I blame you more than any of them for not finding a way to ensure I retain my presidency tonight!

• Chanel #5 : I'm sorry about Sam.

  Chanel #3 : Thanks. I'll miss her. I loved her... Her tattoos and the way she wore that hat without any irony at all.

• Chanel #3 : She awakened a deep sexual honesty in me that up until now I was afraid to admit.

  Chanel #5 : Wait, you're a lesbian?

  Chanel #3 : No. At first my feelings for Sam made me think I was, but then in that moment, when I kissed her, I realized I didn't care if she was a girl or a guy. Basically I'm in love with love.

• Chanel #3 : Let's make a pact, no matter what happens, no matter what we have to sacrifice, what laws we have to break, what bodies we have to step over, you and I are going to outlive Chanel. Deal?

  Chanel #5 : Deal.