The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Fare Lady (2015)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Snake, Carl, Lady Duff, Kirk Van Houten, Luigi, Sea Captain, Disco Stu, Drederick Tatum, Dr. Nick Riviera

Quotes 

• Russian Cab Driver : So, you return from a hard day of taking our jobs to your lover.

  Marge Simpson : He's not my lover.

  Moe Szyslak : Let the man speak!

• Moe Szyslak : Thanks, guys, for getting me this job after destroying my bar. I'll never forget or forgive what you did for and to me. So thanks a lot. Also, thanks a lot!

• Marge Simpson : You know, we've all be happier if we both quit our jobs.

  Moe Szyslak : You know what, Midge? You're right. I'm gonna rebuild my bar better than before.

  [Enters] 

  Moe Szyslak : Oh, my God! I don't remember it being this bad!

• Moe Szyslak : [after Lenny and Carl leave]  Oh, suddenly they're too good for me?

  Homer Simpson : Well, some people still act like they're still in grade school.

  Moe Szyslak : Oh, so now you're going to throw your grade school education on my face?

  Homer Simpson : You know what, Moe? You're a real jerk! I didn't mind it when it came with beer.

  Moe Szyslak : I don't need you. I'm all the company I need.

  [Sees reflection on tureen] 

  Moe Szyslak : Ugh! Suddenly I lost my appetite.