Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
El Jefe (2015)
Bruce Campbell: Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
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Quotes
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, 'cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Goodbye forever, Kelly.
Kelly Maxwell : Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?
Kelly Maxwell : Your real hand!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yo, Granny.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Hope you took your Geritol...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : 'Cause it's time to dance!
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Pablo Simon Bolivar : How does it feel?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Groovy.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Catch ya on the flip-flop, good buddy.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Do me a favor, will ya? Thank your mother for me? She passed the genes down to you in all the right places.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : You got the wrong Jefe, Chief.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : One more for papa.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Relax, sweetheart.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I'm not sticking my neck out for anybody.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : In fact, I'm just about to haul nuggies.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Groovy
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Pablo Simon Bolivar : You can't outrun evil, Ash.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Watch me!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yo, Granny! Hope you took your Geritol... 'Cause it's time to dance!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Goodbye forever, Kelly.
[touches Kelly's face]
Kelly Maxwell : [smashes Ash's head into the countertop] Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?
Kelly Maxwell : Your real hand!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : This is gonna hurt. One more for papa! Yeah! Looking good, looking sweet! Uhuhuh! Hahaha!
[winks]
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Relax, sweetheart. I'm not sticking my neck out for anybody. In fact, I'm just about to haul nuggies.
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Mr. Roper : Are you really going to use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I am.
Mr. Roper : OK. Look, you retard. And I can say retard because my gardner is a huge one. I know all about you. You think you can't get fired 'cause you have seniority? Ha ha ha. OK, technically you're correct, but that doesn't mean I have to help you.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : So, to be clear, that's a nay nu on the paycheck?