The Dark One
- Episode aired Jan 2, 2016
- TV-MA
- 37m
A last ditch effort to rid the world of Evil could leave Ash a changed man, as well as changing mankind forever.A last ditch effort to rid the world of Evil could leave Ash a changed man, as well as changing mankind forever.A last ditch effort to rid the world of Evil could leave Ash a changed man, as well as changing mankind forever.
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaBefore Ash heads into the fruit cellar to save Pablo, he puts black shoe polish in his hair, specifically on the left side of his head. At the end of Evil Dead 2, when the "Rotten Apple Head" monster burst through the door of the cabin, Ash is so frightened by the sight of this monster, a small portion of his hair turns gray on the left side of his head.
- GoofsJake's skeleton has a full set of teeth, but in the clip from Evil Dead II (1987) showing him being pulled into the cellar, missing teeth are evident.
- Quotes
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Don't act like you know me.
Ruby Knowby: Oh, but I do. See one day long ago, you appeared in my book. El Jefe.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: That's Mr. Jefe to you. But the end of your story is not yet written. Now Ash, do you really think I want you and your little friends to die?
Ruby Knowby: No. I just want things to go back to the way they were, when the Dark Ones ruled over evil forces on Earth.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yeah, well, I just want to bang Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, but that ain't gonna happen.
Ruby Knowby: The world is in chaos, and I want order. To consolidate the dark forces under one ruler: Me.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Oh, so you're the good guy now? What, you wanna control all of these demons like The Godfather?
Ruby Knowby: Exactly.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well, I hated that movie. Too long, and boring and not enough boobies. I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy.
Ruby Knowby: You are the one obstacle in the way. So what's your price? What do you really want?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: What do I want? I want this to be done. I want the last 40 years of my life...
Ruby Knowby: 10 years.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I want the last years of my life to be worth living. I want a 20 ounce steak every night for dinner. A little pad of butter right there. I want cable TV, with all the premium channels.
Ruby Knowby: And Jacksonville. Take it. I can give you all of that.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Oh, okay. No, no, no. You're tryin' to beguile with those radar eyes of yours. I call bullshit!
Ruby Knowby: What you should be calling is a truce. Lay down your weapons, and go back to your life. I am offering you the undo button you wanted. Take it.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Truce? I could get into that. Or... I could kill you now!
- ConnectionsFeatured in Garch the Great: Remake It! Redo It! Sequel, Prequel & Reboot It! (2023)
I suspect this episode will appeal a lot to people who liked the first movie, Cabin of the Woods, which I thought was abysmal. I'm not a horror movie person, and I like this series because it's silly and weird and because the horror elements are too cartoony to gross me out (usually).
But this episode, and, to a somewhat lesser extent the one preceding it, is strictly for horror buffs.
Then there's the ending, which was a real let down. The final episode of a season is supposed to make you want to watch the next season, but that ending makes me doubt how worthwhile it was to even watch *this* season. (Although yes, I will watch next season, and hope it's more like the first 8 episodes).
Super disappointing. It's a half-hour show and I seriously considered fast forwarding to the end (didn't).
- cherold
- Jan 9, 2016
Details
- Runtime37 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.78 : 1