- Kelly Radner: And the truth is they are lovely girls.
- Mac Radner: Yes, super nice girls.
- Jessica Baiers: Well, I don't think that they are because we literally saw them robbing your house.
- Kelly Radner: Oh, thanks for fucking stopping them!
- Teddy Sanders: They don't understand the most important role of sisterhood. There's no "I" in "Sorority".
- Mac Radner: Yeah, there is. There's two actually.
- Kelly Radner: No, actually there's just one.
- Teddy Sanders: No, that's an "Y".
- Mac Radner: No, in the middle.
- Teddy Sanders: That's an "O".
- Mac Radner: Two "I's" straddleing the "Y". S-O-R-R-I-A-Y-O-R-I-T-Y.
- Kelly Radner: What?
- Teddy Sanders: There's a "U" in there that you guys are all missing.
- Kelly Radner: S-O-R-R-I-R-O-I-T-I-T-Y.
- Teddy Sanders: Sorroritity?
- Kelly Radner: That's how you spell it.
- Mac Radner: You think the "tity" is silent?
- Dean Carol Gladstone: What's she watching on her iPad? Goodfellas.
- Mac Radner: Ha-ha-ha. Jokes on you. I don't know what she's watching on that iPad.