Why Him? (2016)
James Franco: Laird Mayhew
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Quotes
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Laird Mayhew : I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav : You do.
Laird Mayhew : Yeah.
Gustav : He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
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Scotty Fleming : These fucking moose balls are in my mouth.
Laird Mayhew : Oh shit, he's teabagging you, bro!
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Ned Fleming : Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Laird Mayhew : Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?
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Laird Mayhew : Motherfucking *Flemings* are in the house! YES!
Ned Fleming : Oh, my God.
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Laird Mayhew : So glad to meet you. Family, baby, fuck yeah!
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Laird Mayhew : [During a Facetime chat] It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!
