Total Drama (TV Series)
The Obsta-Kill Course (2013)
Christian Potenza: Chris McLean
Quotes
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[During the recap with clips of the previous episode playing]
Chris McLean : Last time on Total Drama, we celebrated our 100th episode with a surprise guest appearance
[footage of Ezekiel kidnapping Chris]
Chris McLean : and a kidnapping of host-y kind, but I stayed strong.
[the footage shows a suspended Chris screaming for help]
Chris McLean : Hey! Who put that there? Ahem. Alejandro found out who sabotaged the last vote and made himself an insurance policy. While Courtney proved to be quite the klutzy kisser.
[clips of Alejandro making a DVD in the editor's room, Courtney kissing Scott, and back to Chris screaming for help]
Chris McLean : Okay! Someone is so getting fired. Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Cam, Gwen stopped Zeke, Cam got hurt, Cam got flushed.
Chris McLean : [Footage of Chris] Helllllp!
Chris McLean : [Chris pulls the plug from the tv] That is it! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the ow factor in a challenge! Stick around to see who goes down, right here on Total... Drama... All-Stars!
Chris McLean : [Off-Screen] Tell the editor to meet me at the flush of shame!
[Cut to the monitor room: where it's revealed Chef Hatchet was editing the embarrassing footage of Chris, turns it off and Chef chuckles]