Storks (2016)

Keegan-Michael Key: Alpha Wolf

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Quotes 

• [Junior, Tulip and Diamond get across a bridge and cut it so that the Wolf Pack can't get across] 

  Junior : Suck it, wolves!

  Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of wolf bridge!

  [the wolves start climbing on each other] 

  Junior : What is happening?

  Tulip : The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.

  Junior : How is that possible?

  Tulip : I don't know.

• Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of wolf submarine!

  [the pack make themselves into a submarine... then come up for air] 

• Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of wolf plane!

  [the pack makes a plane... which falls apart in the air] 

• Alpha Wolf : [as the baby escapes]  Wolf Pack, form of broken heart!

• Alpha Wolf : If you don't give us that baby, we're gonna eat you!

  Beta Wolf : We're gonna eat you anyway!

  Alpha Wolf : You don't say it, you make the deal and then you eat them anyway!

  Beta Wolf : Got it. We're not gonna eat you!

  Alpha Wolf : Well now it's too late, you don't see that?

• Alpha Wolf : I'm gonna devour this thing!

  [wolves start licking the baby's face lovingly; the baby giggles with delight] 

• Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of Wolf Minivan!

  [the pack forms a minivan] 

  Beta Wolf : We need to take this slowly for the baby!

• Alpha Wolf : First, we are going to take this baby and we are going to raise her to be a strong independent woman! Then, we're going to eat you!

• Beta Wolf : Are you in love?

  Alpha Wolf : I am in love. Are you in love?

  Beta Wolf : I am in love too.

  Alpha Wolf : I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.

• Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of wolf boat!

  Tulip : Are you kidding me?