Sun, Nov 17, 2002
Today it is the special day at the Kremlin, as the Russian government presents the first in the history of humanity "Kremlin concert", in which all politicians will express their point of view, very honest and open, without any secrets scheduled for at least a year. Today they discuss the problem of the border security of Russia, present the new speaker of the Duma and the president has his word as well.
Sun, Nov 24, 2002
Today's episode is dedicated to the start of the winter, which is about to start. The politicians are complaining about the cold in the theater and request each a Burshujka oven in their dressing rooms. Lushkov is responsible for this. After a song about the winter the politicians discuss the visa problem for the people in Kaliningrad, so they can visit Russia too. A short musical scene with Bush and Putin fighting against terrorism in Bagdad and Groznyj moves over to the final scene where all politicians are discussing the latest development in the government.
Sun, Dec 1, 2002
After a monologue by Zhirinovskiy Voloshin introduces the winter concert with a movie regard from George Bush and his son George W. Bush. During this time Lukashenko is lost in the theater and can't find a way out. After finding his way to the stage he dedicates his love to Russia, being watched by a sad Putin. As a final number the politicians are discussing daily business in traditional style.
Sun, Dec 8, 2002
Putin is complaining to Voloshin that, while life became better in Russia, it didn't become more happy and is asking him to create parties or holidays for the people. Voloshin agrees and is dedicates the show to all holidays and celebrations of the last week, including the Putin's visits in China, India and Kirgistan, the end of the USSR in 1991, as well as the coming up Russian Day of the Constitution.
Sat, Dec 14, 2002
In todays episode the Kremlin stars dedicate to the day of constitution of Russia, December the 12th. Boris Yeltsin remembers in a song about how he declared the constitution back in 1993. After seeing how Wladimir Putin took over the politicians tell the audience some news of the week and dedicate a song to the latest fair of Russia's small business.
Sun, Dec 22, 2002
It's the longest night of the year and exactly during this night the electric current is down. All the politicians try to discuss their subjects during candle light. At the same time the workers or Russia's security is celebrating their day on the 20th December. Also the leader of the electric power in Russia, Anatoli Tchubays is trying to fix the issue, Moscows Mayor Lushkov is challenging him to a duel. At the end President Putin is doing a musical number on split personality.
Sun, Dec 29, 2002
It's New Years Eve at the Kremlin. It is time to review the events of 2002. Today the show is from the Ostankino studios in the style of the old Soviet New Year Galas. And after four politicians are arguing about the things they have done Vladimir Putin and George W. Bush are talking about their duties and their positions. After another review of the events of last year from different politicians Yavlinksiy, Ghirinovski, Zyganov and Seleznev tell about their events. A quick satellite interview with Boris Beresovskiy and Vladimir Gusinski as UFOs (uncaught flying Oligarhs), the show ends with a big music number from all and the traditional New Year Speech from the President.
Sun, Jan 26, 2003
Today is the day of the students, therefore the Kremlin is giving exams to their students, which they don't pass good. Other subjects of the episode are the winter's cold, the problems on the former independent TV station NTV, who got their manager Boris Jordan fired, as well as the duties of Vladimir Chernomyrdin who is the Russian diplomat in the Ukraine.
Sun, Feb 2, 2003
Due to the Chinese New Year the Kremlin Show is performing a tribute song to the Republic of China. Afterwards they remember another new year, the new year that was celebrated by former Russian President Boris Yelzin, who is named as The Guru, Teacher and Magician, just like Dumbledore. And while Voloshin is off to the post office to send telegrams to Ariel Sharon and Yassif Arafat due to the elections in Israel Boris Nemzov is trying to get it on (musically) with Yavlinskiy from the "Yabloko"-party, but he refuses to work with him.
Sun, Feb 9, 2003
Voloshin was laughing so hard last week after he saw the internet video of Zhirinovskiy's rant about George W. Bush. And so he lost his voice and can't host the show this week and asks Zhirinovskiy to take over. Meanwhile Putin is checking with Georgian president Eduard Shevarnadze about the diplomatic situations between Georgia and Russia, performed as the 148th part of the Le ballet de la Merlaison, and later with the head of the Senate Sergey Mironov about the preparations of the 300th anniversary of Putin's hometown St. Petersburg. The last events of last week are performed in the traditional Russian "Chastushky"-style.
Sun, Feb 16, 2003
After the St. Valentine's Day the situation in the Kremlin is crazy. Ghirinivskiy gets hit because of a recent Internet video of him in Iraq. To hide situations the politicians sing to their audience how they love their people. Afterwards we find out about the situation before the following Duma-election where the parties are on a race. Finaly Jacques Chirac and George W. Bush arrive to describe their situation with Iraq.
Sun, Feb 23, 2003
It's the day of the fatherland protectors. Therefore the Kremlin Show is dedicating the first number to the Russian Army and those who do their duty there. After Putin returns from Paris he wants to apologize to every visited capital for the inconvenience of blocking the traffic for his visit, including Moscow. At the end during the war in Iraque the politicians decide to dedicate a peace song to George W. Bush.
Sun, Mar 2, 2003
134 years ago, in 1869, Dmitriy Michailovich Mendeleyev created the Periodic System of the chemical Elements. Because of this date the Kremlin Show decided to make their own periodic system of the political elements. Also former president of the USSR, Michail Gorbachev, is celebrating is 72nd birthday and gets a birthday song. Beside that the politicians discuss the start of the spring, a new union between Russia, Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan and other issues.
Sun, Mar 9, 2003
The Kremlin-Show is still celebrating the International Women's Day and show it directly. Afterwards Putin, Lukashenko and Kuchma discuss the future corporation between their countries and show it in a musical number from their own orbit. Other subjects of this week are also the army sending to the war scene in Chechnya.
Sun, Mar 16, 2003
Today's edition of the Kremlin Show is dedicated to the workers of the municipal or urban engineering, in Russian "Gh-K-H". Vladimir Putin is dedicating a song about the workers, the engineers, the janitors in Moscow. After the lights get down in the theater due to a mistake by Ghirinovskij, The head of the electric company "Rao-ES" Anatoli Chubays tells the audience about the costs for electric lights in Russia. The show ends with a singing analysis on how to tidy up the Russian government.
Sun, Mar 23, 2003
In honor of the 3-year ruling period of Vladimir Putin the Kremlin Show presents in this episode the Russian Academy Award of the populism "The Golden Putin". After several awards they present a music number from the movie "Referednum" about the reforms in Tchechnya. And while Lukashenko and Kutchma think about a good present for Putin more awards are presented and songs are sang, including a number about the situation Iraque, sang by Putin, Bush and Chirac, and a honor song to Putin finishes the show.
Sun, Mar 30, 2003
It's April Fool's day and every politician is playing a trick on the other. Voloshin advice everyone to laugh about all Putin's jokes. However subjects like the raise of pension for the Russians are no jokes which leads to several miss understandings and tricks between all politicians behind the scenes. Other subjects today are also the Daylight saving time last night and the rumor about Russia selling weapons to Iraque.
Sun, Apr 6, 2003
Time for the Dravting for the Russian Army. The Kremlin Show presents their new way of conscripting new soldiers, also with a song. Also the politicians comment the idea of Mikhail Shvydkoj, the minister of culture, to return. After a video how Putin, dressed as Sherlock Holmes, is hunting the oligarch Berezovskiy, dressed as Prof. Moriarty, they show their comment on the latest scandal about the premier minister Mikhail Kas'yanov.
Sun, Apr 13, 2003
Todays episode is dedicated of yesterdays day of the cosmonauts. Therefore the episode is based on the soviet science-fiction-movie "Kin-Dza-Dza!". Here Voloshin gets a beamer, which he is using right now. George W. Bush is not afraid of it and is using it right now, landing in Kin-Dza-Dza and is searching for Iraq. Other politicians are commenting the case of Russia's premier minister Kas'yanov. At the end Leonid Kutchma, Alexandr Lukashenko, Jacques Chirac and Eduard Shevardandze arrive on an UFO, singing about Russia.
Sun, Apr 20, 2003
After an argue about the American situation in the Iraque the theater is flooded and the minister for extreme situations, Sergej Shoygu, is helping. Meanwhile the show is going on and in disco style the politicians tell DJ George W. Bush in a hard and insulting singing way what they feel about America. Meanwhile the water is raising and some other politicians compare Shoygu to the famous character from Russian fairy-tales Ded Mazay, also in a song. Putin meanwhile asks some of his delegates to go to the EU to report about their situations in Tchechnya. But no one wants after a singing dream sequence. The last song is about the credits of Russia given to Iraque for weapons.
Sun, Apr 27, 2003
In preparation to the Worker's Day, the 1st of May, Kommunist Zyuganov is preparing his speech "Down with the anti-people regime" for the traditional 1st-May-demostration in Moscow and fixes his strong voice with eggs. However due to that all eggs around are infected by that. Therefore everyone who eats it start screaming anti-regime slogans. Meanwhile the Kremlin show is presenting the viewers how the politicians live on the people's work. Belarus' president Lukashenko meanwhile is happy because he finally got his visa to visit the EU Parliament in Brussels. Also Moscow's mayor Lushkov is trying to present his new idea to move the Russian rivers, especially in Siberia. Another topic in the show is the "lousy" car production in the Russian industry.