Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Husbands of River Song (2015)

Matt Lucas: Nardole

Quotes 

• Nardole : We weren't sure where you'd come down.

  The Doctor : Sorry?

  Nardole : In your capsule.

  The Doctor : I'm never sure. I don't like being sure about things. One minute you're sure, the next everybody turns into lizards and a piano falls on you.

  Nardole : Piano?

  The Doctor : It's been a long day.

• Nardole : Don't cross your arms.

  The Doctor : He's a lying down person. I don't like lying down people. It's so untidy.

  Nardole : Keep your arms by your side, like she said.

  [the Doctor puts his arms by his side] 

  River Song : You are my one true love. the only husband I will ever have.

  [the Doctor crosses his arms angrily - Nardole taps him and he uncrosses them] 

  River Song : My time with you has been too short.

  King Hydroflax : You have given me days of adventure; many nights of passion.

  The Doctor : Oh, hah!

  [he crosses his arms again] 

  Nardole : Why do you keep crossing them?

  The Doctor : Because they cross, I've got cross arms.

• The Doctor : [whispering]  Any tiny hint of what species he might be?

  Nardole : [whimpering]  I dunno.

  The Doctor : [whispering]  Okay, never mind. You just stay there.

  [to monk] 

  The Doctor : You're probably going to need a mop.