Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

(Don't) Say Anything (2016)

Uzo Aduba: Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren

Quotes 

• Baxter 'Gerber' Bayley : [announcement on speaker]  Inmate Jefferson, Tasha Jefferson, report to the warden's office. Inmate Tasha Jefferson to the warden's office. Who's Tasha Jefferson? Oh, Taystee! Taystee, go to the warden's office.

  Lorna Morello : We have a warden?

  Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : Your name is Tasha?

• Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : We are like whom the gods have condemned to push the boulder up the hill, only to watch it roll back down.

  Lorna Morello : Oh, right, right, right, right. And then he has to cut his arm off to get out from underneath it. What is that guy's name? Oh, James Franco.

  Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : Sisyphus.

  Lorna Morello : I did hear that rumor.

• Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : It is the most unfair thing that's ever happened in this prison.

  Brook Soso : What about when Carson went to SHU for sneezing too loud?

  Cindy Hayes : Or what's-her-face, the Puerto Rican girl with the gimpy eye, and when she got the wrong meds by accident in the med line, and went nutso, and gimped her other eye with a spork, and now she double gimp-eyed.

  Poussey Washington : Or how about when Pornstache used o make the meth heads blow him for drugs in the mop closet?

  Janae Watson : Or the time Chapman got furlough?

  Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : I retract, and redact. New statement. It's easily the top 138 most unfair things that has ever happened here.

• Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren : Do you have a skeleton key made from real human bone that opens a door to a world of talking animals?