- Restaurant Owner (segment «La Dolce Vita»): Age - nature's faux pas.
- Stanislav (segment «Diane»): There must be something pure and joyful in this poophole of a world!
- Hamlet (segment «Poor Yorick»): My soul's in agony.
- Gravedigger: Soul... soul's not a prostate!
- Girl-friend of a Wealthy Heir (segment «Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes & Louis XIV»): I want a coffee plantation!
- Girl-friend of a Wealthy Heir (segment «Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes & Louis XIV»): Not everyone is a smart ass. Someone has to be kind.
- She: To sleep with a husband - so base! To cheat on a husband is even more base than sleeping with one.