Slasher (TV Series)

An Eye for an Eye (2016)

Brandon Jay McLaren: Dylan Bennett

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Quotes 

• Sarah Bennett : [after being followed by someone]  No, it was just some jerk trying to scare me.

  Dylan Bennett : Yeah, exactly. Trying to scare you. Who the hell does that?

  Sarah Bennett : Well, what are you gonna do, beat him up?

• Sarah Bennett : What happened here before... you know, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what we put into this place. You and me. And I know I'm being maudlin and sentimental, so...

  Dylan Bennett : But it's very cute.

  Sarah Bennett : I'm cute?

  Dylan Bennett : You're very cute when you're sentimental.

  Verna McBride : [they start kissing]  There are decent people...

  Sarah Bennett : Jesus.

  Verna McBride : ...who live in this neighborhood. Children! You have a whole house! Pick a room!

  Dylan Bennett : [laughing]  You serious? Is she serious?

  Sarah Bennett : Oh. Wow. Welcome to the neighborhood.

  Dylan Bennett : Well, if she wants a show, we'll give her a show.

• Alison Sutherland : How's Sarah?

  Dylan Bennett : "How's Sarah?". Are you asking out of concern or for today's headline? You want me to investigate the murder, fine. Sarah is not the story. Period.

  Alison Sutherland : This isn't just a murder. We have a copycat, and whether you like it or not, Sarah is at the center of the story.

  Dylan Bennett : And at the same time, you get to sell a shit-ton of papers. Are you scared?

  Alison Sutherland : I am scared. You should be, too.

• Dylan Bennett : Is my wife typically front-page news? The murders were big around here, I get it, but it happened almost 30 years ago.

  Alison Sutherland : Hm. A husband and wife were slaughtered in their house. The wife is nine months pregnant and the baby is cut from the womb. Now that same baby, all grown up, moves back into her old house. I don't know what they taught you in J school, but, um, that is a story. Murders happen every day, but not here, and never like those.

  Dylan Bennett : So, what else happens around here?

  Alison Sutherland : [snickering]  Town fairs. Ice fishing in the winter. Fender bender, if we're lucky. A day or two from now, things will go back to normal. They always do.

  Dylan Bennett : Right. Normal.

• Sarah Bennett : I used to lie awake at night imagining my parents were still alive.

  Dylan Bennett : Hm.

  Sarah Bennett : I'd come up with all these crazy scenarios. They... they were spies, dropped behind the Iron Curtain. They were missionaries, out saving the world. They left with me with my grandmother to keep me safe. What I never imagined was that my dad was Larry Flint and my mom was Linda Lovelace.

  Dylan Bennett : I mean, listen, it's-it's not a good thing, what you found out. It's shocking and terrible, but...

  Sarah Bennett : What?

  Dylan Bennett : You wanted to know the truth. Now you do. Your parents weren't fallen angels, but they weren't these innocent martyrs, either, you know? They were... weird, screwed-up, imperfect people like the rest of us.

• Dylan Bennett : Alison really wants to meet you. She's very excited, so I told her we'll do dinner.

  Sarah Bennett : Yeah. Is... is this the same Alison that put my picture all over the front page of the Bulletin?

  Dylan Bennett : Mm-hmm.

  Sarah Bennett : You go. I'm gonna hang with the fun party-throwing gays I met today.

• Alison Sutherland : Over here is our ad sales department, and when I say "department," what I really mean is a woman who works part-time named Eileen.

  Dylan Bennett : Copy that.

  Alison Sutherland : Oh, he's thinking "Jesus, she wasn't joking. This paper really is that small."

  Dylan Bennett : Listen, I was a freelancer, now I'm editor-in-chief. Not complaining.

• Dylan Bennett : Your parents were murdered in the house we're about to move into.

  Sarah Bennett : My parents are photographs, and they're stories told by strangers. It's just a house. Bricks and mortar.

• Sarah Bennett : [trying to get their TV working]  Okay, is this right?

  Dylan Bennett : No.

  Sarah Bennett : Well... well, you do it, then. I mean...

  Dylan Bennett : If that's not going to help... see, and I didn't want to be a mansplaining, chauvinist pig...

  Sarah Bennett : No, go crazy. Mansplain away.

  Dylan Bennett : You leave me no choice.

  [switching places] 

  Dylan Bennett : Okay, see? Here's your problem, young lady. You put the HDMI cord in the wrong place. It goes here. And when we get a gaming system, we're gonna need to get a second HDMI cord, and you're gonna have to change the input from HDMI1 to HDMI2 every time...

  [seeing her looking out the window] 

  Dylan Bennett : ...babe. Who cares about her? She's a crazy old bitch.

  Sarah Bennett : No, no, she hates me, okay? I can feel it.

  Dylan Bennett : Mrs. McBride is a big bully and a big perv. She probably hasn't been laid since VCRs were invented. If she doesn't like us, who gives a shit?

  Sarah Bennett : Well, I do, obviously. It's just, she's yet another person who knew my parents who, you know, thought that she was the spawn of Satan, you know? Which makes the spawn of the spawn of Satan.