The Simpsons (TV Series)

Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (2016)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : Hello, Simpson. I've called you here to gloat.

  Bart Simpson : I know about you and Barrera.

  Principal Skinner : You mean you know about me and... Carol?

  Bart Simpson : You know her first name?

  Principal Skinner : Oh, I know her first and middle name. And I know a lot more than that. She likes that little shredded cheese in the salad bar.

  Bart Simpson : Pfft! Everyone likes that.

  Principal Skinner : Oh, I know even more. I know that she's never seen a single episode of Friends.

  Bart Simpson : Not even the one with...

  Principal Skinner : No a single one. And she has a cat with different colored eyes. Her name is Bowie.

  Bart Simpson : Nooo!

  Principal Skinner : Face it, Simpson. You can't compete with me. I can rent a car.