- Sherlock Holmes: But what is this, Watson? Some form of florid fan fiction about me? I am not some, some sort of avatar or blank canvas you can paint as some ridiculous knightess in amour made out of the tears of pressed men, like some, some, some...
- Mr. Hudson: Mary Sue. The term is Mary Sue.
- [from the trailer]
- Dr. Johanna Watson: Beside, what about the other cases? I'm serious. Lestrade's going to get this promotion because of you. You are doing all the work. And he treats you, and me, and Gregson like shit.
- Sherlock Holmes: You think your little stories are going to fix that? They'd provoke him, more than anything.
- Dr. Johanna Watson: I don't care if they provoke him. I'm telling the truth.
- [from the trailer]