- Henry Hart: Why you always gotta say no?
- Ray Manchester: You don't wanna be the party of no.
- Henry Hart: That's not a fun party.
- Charlotte Page: What're you gonna do if she saw the video?
- Captain Man: She'll probably show it to everybody.
- Charlotte Page: Oh, what happens if she posts it online?
- Captain Man: Oo-oo, how old is she?
- Kid Danger: I don't know! I know! I don't know! Ten!
- [Ray hears that Henry wants to make a private video of himself]
- Ray Manchester: Oh, my God!
- Charlotte Page: Right?
- Ray Manchester: Can we do it together?
- Kid Danger: Jasper, if you've ever been my friend, if you've ever cared about me - even a little bit...
- Jasper Dunlop: You know I do!
- Henry Hart, Charlotte Page: [simultaneously] You're gonna be like "Ohh, I'm sorry,
- Henry Hart: [said together with Charlottte] Henry.
- Charlotte Page: [said together with Henry] Charlotte.
- Henry Hart, Charlotte Page: [back to identical and simultaneous] You're right and I was wrong" - and you have to buy me a coconut. Jinx, you owe me a coconut!
- Piper Hart: Henry just put my phone in the garbage disposal and turned it on!
- Henry Hart: Dad, why would I intentionally put my little sister's phone in the garbage disposal and then do this?
- [turns on the garbage disposal again]
- Henry Hart: That's just not the type of thing I'd do intentionally, you know?
- Mr. Hart: I know, son.
- Piper Hart: You believe him?
- Mr. Hart: Of course. He's the good child.
- Ray Manchester: Hey, how's my hair?
- Henry Hart: Perfect.
- Ray Manchester: Yeah. I know. Why do I even ask?