The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Helium Insufficiency (2015)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : He wears glasses, I'm a know-it-all. We're not built for prison.
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Barry Kripke : Be honest, if the shoe were on the other foot, would you do the same for me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Not a chance. Sorry, but he said to be honest, and mother always said that honesty is the best policy.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You can trust us, we're respected scientists.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, he is. I'm a wedding planner who can't find love himself.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, the Swedes might beat us, but at least we won't get gang-noogied in prison.
Leonard Hofstadter : Is "Ernest Goes to Jail" the only prison movie you've seen?
Sheldon Cooper : It scared me straight, Leonard.