- Red Guy: If only there were a way to learn more about the world...
- [He looks over at a nearby globe expectantly, but nothing happens]
- Duck Guy: Yes, if only there were some way to learn more information about this...
- [Now all of them staring in anticipation. Suddenly, the globe turns, revealing a face]
- Yellow Guy: Wow!
- [Before the globe can do anything, the computer behind them begins singing]
- Colin: Great! Great news! Now, before we begin our journey, I need to get some information from you. What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
- Duck Guy: I live in my house!
- Yellow Guy: Spaghetti!
- Red Guy: Well, my name is Ha...
- Colin: Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way.
- Red Guy: Wait a second...
- Colin: What's your favorite color?
- Red Guy: Stop talking.
- Colin: Do you prefer cow's or goat's milk?
- Red Guy: Be quiet!
- Colin: Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to...
- Red Guy: SHUT UP!
- [He slams his hand down on the keyboard]
- Colin: [Screeching] DON'T TOUCH ME!
- Crew member: [Last Lines]
- [as Red Guy walks into the film set, a crew member is reading these lines:]
- Crew member: I'll paint a picture of a clown. My dad is a computer. You are not invited to the party.
- [a man with a giant clapperboard walks in and claps it, and Red Guy's head explodes]
- Yellow Guy: I don't get it. How can it be, if I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen?
- Colin: But you're not you. No, you're digital you!
- [He shows Yellow Guy his reflection in a mirror]
- Colin: Virtually real, but controlled by real you!
- Duck Guy: But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too. And your not real you is inside the real you!
- Red Guy: Oh, wow, how amazing, and interesting, too. But in this digital world, what can we do?
- [Colin ignores him]
- Red Guy: What can we do?
- Colin: Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you. In the digital world, there's only three things to do.
- [Three doors appear before his students]
- Yellow Guy: [the door in front of him opens] Wow, look! A pie chart!
- [the camera pans away from him]
- Duck Guy: [the door in front of him opens] Digital style!
- [the camera pans away from him]
- Colin: [the door in front of Red Guy opens, and he appears behind it] Do a digital dancing. Hey, this is fun!
- Colin: I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy, everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you inside my digital life. Inside my mind, there is a digital mind.
- [He ejects his brain out of his screen]