Elementary (TV Series)

A Burden of Blood (2016)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

Quotes 

• Dr. Joan Watson : Hey, are you listening?

  Sherlock Holmes : Huh? Yes, and I think you are absolutely right.

  Dr. Joan Watson : I don't hear that often enough.

• Sherlock Holmes : Do I sit on the bride's side or the groom's?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Excuse me?

  Sherlock Holmes : Your upcoming nuptials with Detective Bell. I assume the workout which sent you to the shower foretells that happy day.

  Dr. Joan Watson : What are you talking about?

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm well aware you have an enlightened attitude when it comes to the hedonic arts, but Marcus is a cautious, conservative man when it comes to affairs of the heart. If he's embarked upon a physical relationship with a coworker, it must be that serious.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Marcus was here. I took a shower. So obviously we are secret lovers.

  Sherlock Holmes : There's a time-worn piece of wisdom about dipping your pen in the company ink. Obviously, in this case the pen is Detective Bell, but you get my meaning.

• Sherlock Holmes : Do we know the other man's name?

  Dr. Joan Watson : keymaster2020@odkermail.com

  Sherlock Holmes : Probably not his Christian name.

• Dr. Joan Watson : In the meantime, we wanted to make sure you're doing okay with your studies.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Oh, I'm up to uniform regulations. Did you know that between November 2nd and April 30th, it's the responsibility of the lieutenant platoon commander to authorize the wearing of the short sleeve uniform shirts whenever the temperature for a specific tour is expected to rise above 70 degrees Fahrenheit?

  Dr. Joan Watson : I did not know that.

  Detective Marcus Bell : But now that you do, it's exciting.